I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I think people are normalizing furries
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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