idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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