just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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