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I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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