did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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