All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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