So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
