Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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