6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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