There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
50% drunk capacity currently
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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