She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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