Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I need to sanitize my soul.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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