we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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