i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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