thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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