do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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