so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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