how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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