I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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