5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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