fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
