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you win
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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