The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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