i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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