Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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