Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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