Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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