i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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