At least make sure they are 18
Why
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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