Grow some girl-balls and come out already
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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