I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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