Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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