just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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