If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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