You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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