I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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