Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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