Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
did i just pee glitter
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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