College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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