If that was your dad, he is hot
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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