So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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