so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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