I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I understand Curling. That high.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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