escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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