BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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