Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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