So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
bring money and cleavage
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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