terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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