bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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