I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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