Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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