SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just threw up on my dentist
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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