did you get engaged???
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
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